June 10th, 2012

Today my Grandpa's coming over. It won't be that fun cuz like all he does is eat, poop, sleep, smoke, and watch TV. I know you would probably say oh Hope have fun with your Grandpa I know you will! But no I won't! And guess what?! We call him Grumpa cuz he's always so grumpy! So let's change the subject plz! TY! Valentina pushed me in the morning on Friday and I fell straight on my butt and back! Ariana, although, she acted like she meant she was sorry. She was the one that mostly pushed me.
But it looked like Valentina was the one who kinda slammed me to the ground...SECRET MID. FINGER to her! (forefinger) Grr...

June 5th, 2012

OMG! Today has been the most blushiest day in this journal! I'll tell you all about it. So, Sebastian and me were walking through the cafeteria for a secret shortcut that we have, and we both started laughing because a worker was in there and we weren't allowed in there. So when we got to the place where we wait for the bus, me and him were prank calling. So then he texted Hailey (my BFF) that she's a smelly woman. I was like man that's funny! So anyways when we got on the bus Hailey kept texting Sebastian to give the phone back to me. So every time he didn't listen she would snatch the phone from him. Then I would just give it back. Me and Hailey have secret names and she didn't want Sebastian to know. Sebastian read it out loud on my phone and I was like oh man Hailey's gonna kill me! But I really didn't care. So then I gave him the phone, and Hailey kept grabbing it form him. I was like no Hailey don't! She gave the phone back to me. I gave the phone back to Sebastian. Then, when I got home, I told Hailey this: I like Sebastian! Plz don't kill me! Then she was like: Relax calm down it's OK. I was like omg! She's the BFE! Btw, that stands for Best Friend Ever. So today is now June 9th, 2012, and yesterday was really fun because we had the Barnes and Nobles thing where  all people from my school go and listen to corny songs and corny stories with corny reactions and corny little kids. My fave part though is buying a book. That's the reason why I go. The book I bought is called Luv Ya Bunches. It's about four girls, Mila, Katie-Rose, Violet, and Yasaman who all become friends and make a website. (It's a website where you can chat.) But mean girls Quinn and Medusa, err, that's what Katie-Rose calls her, Medessa, tries to ruin their friendship!

June 3rd, 2012

Hey so right now my bro locked me in his closet. It is so hot in here! The AC and fan are outside of his closet! My hand is all sweaty! My butt hurts! Oh I wish I brought a good book that I'm reading in here! It's called:
MOLLY MOON'S BIG BOOK OF HIPNOTISM.
It's seriously fantastic!
I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS CLOSET SO I CAN READ IT! :(

June 2nd, 2012

Yeah, well last night I totally had a dream about Sebastian, and now I'm totally in love with him again! when is this
LOVE
SITUATION
Ever going to end?!
Sebastian or Anthony?
All I know is that Sebastian turns into annoying, funny, nice, then my BF everyday!
He's annoying when he makes fun of my ringtone.
He's funny when he pranks Hailey.
He's nice when he asks me how my day is.
He's my boyfriend when he said that he'll keep me safe.
Yeah, so, I mean, he actually said, "Hope, I'll keep you safe!"
OMG
I'm like
You...You...You...
You would really do that?! I'm dead!

May 26th, 2012

Hey my birthday party is today. I already had my real birthday. I'll tell you all about it. So yeah, it was a school day but who cares! When I handed out the Twizlers the boys started swinging them around, like Sebastian.
OH
NO.
I'm totally in love with a different person! Anthony. He's from my actin'! He's so funny and he can sing! So that's the dude I really want to be with when I grow up!
ANOTHONY!!!!!

May 19th, 2012

Hey so I just want to decorate a 1D (One Direction) Thing on the other page, K?

1D RULES!

Five days until my birthday!

May 18th, 2012

Hey so today my bro's going to his friend, Kevin's house. So lucky! I swear though, I have a whole bunch of contacts on my phone so now I can chat w/ my friends whenever! I'm like nice!
LOL
So yeah me and Hailey ALWAYS text each other! Oh and we also call each other. My mom just got out of the hospital because she was having a hard time breathing. We were in school when she went, but after school we went to the hospital to meet her. It was real sad :(.

LATER ON...
Actually, I change my mind. I wish my mom stayed in the hospital! She...She wanted to ruin my dream! Basketball!
She said give me a knife and the basketball and the balls done. This is the most maddest I've been in a lifetime! I just was to be like Sheldon on Big Bang and only come out of the room for food like a baby deer. And if you scare me-oh well I'll run away like one 2! So my secret middle finger is my forefinger. That's for mommy!
Since my room doesn't have a lock, I'll use the kids bathroom instead.

May 8th, 2012

11;44 AM
Hey so I'm home sick once again, but TG I'm feeling a lot better. I had a good nights sleep yesterday, but the only thing is that my nose was so stuffy and it still is! So today I:
1. woke up
2. had breakfast
3. talked w/ mom
4. played Monster High
5. watched TV
6. writin' in this!
Yeah so that's pretty much what I did for the day. (So far.) So, my mom's sleeping, my brother is at school, and my dad's at work. I'm sorta watchin' Spongebob and writin' in this. LoL! Oh, yeah, and Lola's sleeping so is Fancy and Boo. My lil' turtle, Fast Freddy, is outside. We had to move his tank outside. It used to be in the den, but it started smelling really bad. LoL! The water is green in that thing! Ugh!
Just like I said a few weeks ago in this, the turtle is going to be like dis!

EWW! DEAD TURTLE!
So, anyways,  right now it's about noon, and I'm drinking Sprite. Yeah. LoL!
MMMMMM! So, Spongebob and Patrick are fighting on SB right now.
LOLLLLL! Bye huns.

April 7th, 2012

1:35, MONDAY
Hey, so I'm home sick today, yeah. OK I'll tell you all how the weekend went. So, I went to the party, and when I got their, we went into Alexis' room. OMG! It was awesome!
Yeah, it was small, but so cool! Anyways, we went outside, and we painted our nails, and did our makeup and hair. Then we made arts and crafts, got fake tattoos, and made our own CRAZY cupcakes! I'm not kiddin'! The craziest one was Lauren's!
Like, there was stuff all over her cupcake! So, then we did the pinata.
That pour dog got ripped apart like a man hunting a deer! I swear, those girls and me attacked that thing! When we were beating it, the head plopped off! I'm not kidding!
The girls stepped on the head, and it turned flat! Then, the body was left. Alexis' mom threw it like we were dogs or something, and the girls, including me, ran to it and ripped it apart! OMG! We were monsters!
WE MADE A...
CANDY EXPLOSION!
TELL YOU THE REST LATER, BYE!

9:44 PM
So, then like I really didn't feel good, so, I mean, I didn't tell anyone because then my mom would have to walk all the way back there, and get me. So I waited till the end of the party. I was SO HAPPY when everyone was like, "Hope, your leaving!" I was like, I sure am! I just got right out of there! I was so happy, yet sad because I didn't feel good, When I got out of the door, I was like, MOMMY, I DON'T FEEL GOOD!
I went to rehearsal, and thank God there weren't a lot of parents there!

May 5th, 2012

Hey, so I'm going to a party that starts at 12 PM. Then I'm going to a dress rehearsal for acting. Right now it's 10:30, and I'm having a nervous break down for acting! I mean, seriously, what if I mess up my line and/or say the wrong line?
My mom's getting dressed, and omg it's the weekend, can't I just relax? Oh and acting starts at 4:30...6. Talk about bad timing! I mean, what am I, famous or something?! OMG so much stuff to do! I mean, the birthday party would be fun, but what if I mess up in acting? The birthday party is for my friend, Alexis' party. I'm just oh how many times do I have to say it? I'm nervous for acting, OK? I mean, there's going to be parents there! Well, at least it's not at the actual stage. It's just at my acting school. Omg everyone's throwing a fit now, got to go! Ahhh! Everyone's scary!
BYE!

May 3rd, 2012 (AUTHORS NOTE INCLUDED)

So today in school my stomach DROPPED. When I was in science, Miss. Del Vecchio was a sub. My original science teacher was Miss Todd. I always hated Miss Del Vecchio! And now, I hate her even more! So, here's how it all happened. I was PAYING ATTENTION when she called on me. She said, "Hope, what are the properties of light?" But we were reading a worksheet, and it had no questions on it, so she said, "You weren't paying attention! We're reading the worksheet!" I'm like, I know! I just thought you're asking me a question that doesn't even make sense! But I just said it inside my head, because I'm nice like that. But anyways, I was absent for two days of school, so when I came back all of our seats were changed. One table was all boys, and the other was all girls. I was going to find my seat when I found out I was sitting FAIRLY close to Valentina! So Valentina was so mean because she was forcing all the girls to put their hands up for the quiet sign. So yeah, Valentina was forcin' us!
Yeah, so right now my brother is BRIBING me to see the secrets in this book!
OMG he's hurting me! OWWW! So let me just ignore-OW! OK so today

Ok, so it's the next day, and I didn't get to finish my sentence above. I forget what I was going to write. So today is Friday, and I thought Diana, in my class, was Valentina! I was going to smack her with my lunch box. It turned out that things didn't go as planned.
Well, see ya, bye. Oh and P.S, Today in school I threw a fit because I couldn't play basketball.

8:32
Hey so it's late, and my brother is playing with his Futurama DVDS. I was playing old booth, fat booth, and bald booth on my dad's phone.
I have to say, I'm going to look PRETTY disgusting when I'm old, fat, and bald! But seriously, girls don't get bald. LoL!
Authors note: I'm sorry about my imature-ness in my old diary. I was so young, and I was looking forward to an adult life, that I rushed it too much. The next part of my diary will be me basically acting like I'm older, even though I was only in fourth grade. It's nothing bad-I just keep calling Sebastian my boyfriend, and I talk about how he cheated on me. This will all be coming up soon, and I have to say, I was pretty annoying back then! These diaries are really only to annoy myself when I feel like making fun of something, such as how immature I was back then.

April 28th, 2012

Hey so today I was so mad that my mom and dad won't buy my medicine.

I guess they don't care about me so I mean for the past few weeks I've been telling them to buy it but...I'm crying! It's just not fair because my mom and dad buy phones for themselves, but they don't buy my medicine!
HOW SICK IS THAT! I'm discusted! I mean, what's more important, a phone or medicine for their OWN daughter!?
I'LL BE IN THE HOSPITAL SOON!

April 24th, 2012

Hey kids yeah so my orange pen doesn't work that well so I'm going to take it out of this whole writing process thing. Sorry but...OK I'm going to take the black out too so yeah in five, four, three, two, one, boom it's out. OK so today I got a compliment from another teacher and it totally fixed my whole day. Not that I had a problem or anything...OK maybe I had a little problem today. Well, I was real mad because they weren't selling my fave ice cream which is the Oreo Pop. Yeah, but the compliment made my day so it's all good! Yeah, another thing happened today. Well,  we were playing math Jeopardy in school today. It was so funny because Ryan was like umm...then he started stressin' out like POLYGON? PARALLELOGRAM? Everyone started cracking up oh and also everyone started cracking up when Mick said I surrender. Oh and it was so mean of Sebastian though for sayin' "Why didn't you know the question?" I mean I had to look at the fudgin' shape first to find out what the shape was! I guess he ISN'T my Carvel Ice Cream! So teen me, you don't have to worry about THAT anymore! He learned his lesson:
NEVER
YELL
AT
A
GIRL!

April 23rd, 2012

Hey so I just finished HW and I'm going to acting soon. Yeah so today at school I just noticed that the secretary has a huge wart on her face. I noticed it when she came to lunch today. She was my lunch mother. I'm telling you that thing started bugging me out! But I mean I'm home TG so yeah, Oh and also let me tell you a true scary story. Okay so I saw my friend in the bathroom at lunch. She said hi to me then trapped me in the corner. She got up in my face and said Who are yooouuuuu? I just stood their stupidly smiling! :( :( :(
  So EMBARRASSING!

April 21st, 2012

Hey so I'm going on a limo at 9:30 AM! I'm going to my grandma's house in style! And I'm going to have some juice! YES!

9:18
Hey so the limos here and we're waiting for my Aunt because my mom, dad, aunt, and uncle are going to see Rock of Ages. We have a black limo. It's so funny because my neighbor, Carla, also has a white limo here because she's going to someones wedding. The cab drivers were confused I mean limo drivers.

April 9th, 2012

Hey so I got nice things for Easter!
OMG
I got a NICE monster make-up kit!
So...
COOL!

April 7th, 2012

Hey, so tonight the mom and dad come tonight! Yeah, my brother told my mom and dad EVERYTHING! Here's what he said: "Okay here's the truth" over and over. Then he said "Okay. Hope said she saw a bathing suit in one of the Target bags." The bolded Hope means that I should be telling the story! So then, my mom starts toddling along.

And my dad has to be on my bro's team! So he says: "Did you hear this?" Mom: No what? Dad: Hope, you tell her since you did it. Hope: I...I...IIIIIIIII Jack: Just say it! Hope: Okay. I don't believe in the Easter bunny because I think...You and daddy are doing it. And you just left the Target bags in the car. Then Jack's like "Just bring in one bag." Mom: Alright, we'll do that." Hope: -In mind- MONSTA HIGH! Nope! It was just a bag of juice! But I know they're still in there...And I'm going to look right now! code: If I say OMG! It means I can't see them. If I say Yes! That means I see them. If I say NO! That means they're not in there. Say Good Luck...THANKS.

  OMG! There has to be a light on in there for me to see them! I look out my window to see them! Ahhh!
  Oh wait I just thought of a good idea. No, it has nothing to do with the bags...I'm going to start writing the time I wrote this! So when I'm a teen I can read this thing like a BOOK! Here's the time right now: 8:13 AM. Wow it's early! OK well got to go! See ya!
  (MORE CLUES!)
  P.S This has been the clue-iest diary ever! Cluesssss! Oh and my mom and dad won't tell me IF (Just if) They're the
  EASTER BUNNY!
 

 9;33 AM

  OMG! Will you look at this journal?! I decorated it and it's aweeesommee! The stickers make fun of food. Oh and don't be surprised if they fall off because there's like, LAYERS of stickers!

10;47 AM

Hey so like NO ONE'S up. Wait...I think my mom's getting up now...Yeah she is. I tried waking my dad up but he was just like "What?!" And I was like "Umm I'm just warning you that it's almost eleven." And he's like "Alright!" I go out of his room and I'm like "Bizarre!" So anyways...yeah. LoL. I don't know why but I always right I mean write LoL capital L lowercase o capital L. LoL LoL LoL LoL! Oh man gel pens...They run out of ink so fast. Okay can someone please tell me what to write because I really don't know! Oh well we're painting eggs later...That's pretty much all I know. Yeah so...My bro's playing with a figure of a bunny and...Yeah I don't know what's wrong with him. LoL. I mean a bunny? Really? Well I'm thirsty so yeah...Bye. I'll write later. Oh and did you notice I was writing the time? :D

  BYE!!!

11:19 AM

Oh man I love writing! I know! I write like, the same day over and over! So..Oh my gawsh! I'm going to look at the bags (once again!) out my window! Look back to see the code. OK? Alright teen me, remember the code. Be back in a sec! 

  YES! 

Oh oh oh oh ooohhh! I saw them! omg! they are hiding them! Dingalings! Or should I call them wingnuts? Or maybe Nuckle-head-mc-spanatrons! 

Man! Alright. I'll let you in on a little secret. My mom just might of been drunk last night so I don't know if she remembers out talk. Well, at least it's not as bad as Jacob's party.

OMG! Guess what I just heard? My dad said "We're going somewhere today?" Mom: No I'm going to the shopping center. Only her!

  OMG

This IS the clue-iest diary every! And it's REAL too! So if this becomes a book...People just won't stop reading this!

I'm happy, surprised, and sad! Happy:I MIGHT get a Monster High doll

Suprised: My mom and dad are hiding the presents.

Sad: My mom's "running" to the shopping center!

I REALLY DON'T THINK SHE REMEMBERS OUR TALK!

Hey so...Oh wait the time is 1:21 PM. My my moms still "out at the shopping center." 

UGH.

Man, if she doesn't remember our talk, then she's REALLY giving us all the details here! Sooo. Let me check on the bags! the more sunnier it is outside, the more you can see the bags! One sec.

YES!

Wow I see like, MILLIONS in there! I really don't think the "Easter Bunny" is poor! I mean there's like...A LOT in there okay? Man, I wish I can show you, teen me! I really do! I wish I could talk a pic and tape it in here, but I don't know how to get the pic out of the camera! Please don't loose this diary teen me! When you're an adult, I want you to fix all the mistakes and send it to a publisher! 

  GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

  Let me see if my mom's back. Wait...No that's my neighbor, Tyler. YEAH so did I ever mention SEBASTIAN?

  He goes on the bus with me and he's like, so hawt! Oh teen me, if you're reading this with your boyfriend, then tell him it's OK he's not here anymore. But Sebastian makes me laugh and I THINK HE LIKES ME! AHHH! I mean, I always get nervous around him, so he doesn't get nervous around me! Yeah, when we were on our way to Target the other day, we pasted Sebastian's stop. I was like:

  SEBASTIAN! 

  Thank god I said it inside my head because I almost blurted it out!

He really IS MY SWEET CARVEL ICE CREAM!

I wonder if teen me REMEMBERS SEBASTIAN?

2:11 PM

Hey so my mom just got back from the shopping center. I know she hid the bags in the garage, but I really don't want to take a chance looking in the garage, because, I mean what if I get caught? Wait. I'm going to look. Dare me? OK. I will. GULP. Nooo! OK. I will. Ready? One sec.

  OMG! I don't see them! Well, they are in there, I swear! So I mean, why'd she stay there so long? Well I got to go. 

  BYE HUNS!

  No wait not bye. So let's talk about somethin' fun. I know! I'll just give you a quick quiz to do. 

  Directions: Circle no or yes for the answers. ONLY do it if you're thirteen and above, teen me! Some aren't yes or no.

Do you like a guy?

Yes     No

How old are mom and dad?

Mom       Dad    

Is my bro fine?

Yes     No

How old are you?

       

Name one of your friends.

                   

For the party you're going to, how many friends would you bring?

      

Are you popular?

Yes     No

For the yes or no questions, if you got mostly yes, then you are so ready to be an adult! If you got no's, then work harder to be an adult! 

  So how did  you like the quiz? Oh I always loved quizzes. A'ight. 

  Boye! (bye)

3:14 PM

Hey so like, soon we're painting eggs. Well, not soon. But today. LOL! I'm going to make an egg representing teen me! Uh oh! Somethings broken! No wait I think the turtles tank needs more water. Yeah it really does. I mean, soon the turtle will be like this!

ewwwwwww! Dead TURTLE!

3:41

Yeah, so the TVs on and...Oh I'm a different person! I hate watching TV! I mean, when I'm trying to write it um, really doesn't help me! So that's why today I was screaming at my bro not to put the TV on.

OMG I gotta stop writing in this for the day! Well I can't because I love writing! Oh and MOM AND DAD COME TONIGHT! Monster High! M-O-N-S-T-E-R, Monsters, Monsters that's what we are!

6:34 PM

Hey so we just decorated eggs. It was fun, but now my hands is a MESS! So like, I mean, but hey, I represented teen me! I drew what I think you look like. So, here's an Easter sticker that we used.

HAPPY EASTER!

April 6th, 2012

Okay so it's the same day and OMG! Guess what just happened to me JUST a few seconds ago! Yeah...It's about the Easter bunny. My mom said the Easter bunny has gone poor this year...and we don't have much money! Then I said um...Doesn't the Easter bunny have like a whole bunny army? And she's like "Think about it Hope" and I say this inside my head: Oh I already thought about it!!!
  UGH!
  More and more clues!

April 6th, 2012

Hey kids so I'm not joining the cooking class today, not because my mom said I'm a bad cook, but it's Easter break so I just want to relax. Easter rules! I mean...Oh no I just remembered something...My parents are the Easter bunny! I mean, yeah I never thought that an actual bunny comes into your house but I mean...Really? So here's how it happened. I was unpacking the car, because we went to Target and my mom said she needed "alone" time to shop. Then, when we were done, we went to Waldbaums. When we got home, my dad "accidentally" gave me a Target bag. I looked in it and...Now here's where it gets freaky. I saw a new bathing suit for me and my bro! I was like um...but then my was was like "Hope what bag do you have?" I show it to her and she gives my dad a dirty look, snatching the bag from out of my hands.
 ...AAAH!

March 17th, 2012

Hey so today I decided not to join the cooking class anymore because my mom said I'm bad at it so...That's how I feel today. But I mean I went to Fort Totten and I had a lot of fun...But I'm not having fun now. My mom said for everyone to get out of the kitchen and leave her alone.

It's okay. She was right. I am a bad cook. So next week I'm not going to join the ice cream class. It just seems better for me.

  Sorry, but I don't even like cooking class and don't want to even be a cook when I grow up. I want to be an actress. Well that's all for today, Bye.

March 15th, 2012

Hey kids! Yeah I know I didn't write in this for a while but hey, do I HAVE to write in it everyday?! No I dooon't! So today a bread night for the 2nd graders is happening at school. Lucky kids!

  So in school today my friend Giulianna RAN away from me with her little stinkin friend Mikayla! I was like "Hey! What's that about gal!?" But I just said it inside my head so no one heard it except me.

  I think these people are just jealous of what I wear! ...Okay maybe not! All I know is...SEBASTIAN!

October 8th, 2011

  Okay guys so my mom and dad promised me to get halloweeny (get halloween decores!) and we're STILL waiting! (and by we're I meant me.)

  You know, there's something strange about Halloween every year. Last year, we did not decorate the day that my mom and dad said to decorate! Every year! I'm getting sick of it! And guess what? You're guessing this year aren't you! Well you sure are right! Oh man. I don't get it. Every year I'm so excited for the entire day and the night before! Well it turns out that I'm always excited for nothing! I wish I had these fairly oddparents that wished me up parents that did not fight! I should put that on my Christmas list!

  Today my family (and by that I mean me, my mom, my dad, and my brother) are decorating for Halloween. It stinks! They're saying that I can put a sign in my window. It's a big sign! I thought that they would think that my room is a mess. It's really clean! No joke! There's just boxes from packing! And they're going to blame it on me for packing! I picked a pumpkin instead. I...Bye.
  P.S: Sorry I'm just in a really bad mood. Here's a tiny pic for you.

  That's me throwing an apple at my moms head! BYE!
  P.P.S This is the worst Halloween ever! Here's my official answer! I hate HALLOWEENER!

October 7th, 2011

  So today I had a spelling test. I really think  did good cuz you know... I'm so a good at spelling! But Valentina (I hope) did NOT do a good job. She is my worst enemy! This is what I HOPED happened!

  But well pretty much every person gets their stupid spelling test right, so I will get freaked if Valentina gets an A+!

  That would like totally STINK!

  I mean if she does get an A+ I would guess this is what she'll say: OMG! My mom's going to be so proud! And I'll be like "hey girlfriend! Who cares what your Mammy thinks!!! But I'll just say it inside my head so no one would hear except me.

  So anyway heres what's happening at home. I banged my foot so hard against the stupid living room table and it feels like its going to burst into flames! Oh man that would make me freak if that ACTUALLY happened!

  REMINDER: Remember kids if your foot gets on fire like mine might then drop to the floor and literally roll all over the place. I guess that's what they always say!

  And now get this. The living room is cursed! When I literally JUST went to the living room, I tumbled and hit my hand! Just great! Now I'm really goin' to get on fire!

  In fact, I think I'm going to put the whole school on fire! Oh man I will be in big trouble for that! But I won't do it on purpose so it doesn't matter!